We recently got a new tankless water heater. It's supposed to be better for the environment, but I think any benefits are offset by the fact that my showers are much, much longer now. I wrote this song in its entirety during one of those long, hot showers.

Lyrics

I'm taking a shower
I've been here for over an hour

I'm becoming one
With this thirst quenching water

Pouring down like summer rain
Washing all my pain right down the drain

Iiiiiiim taking a shower
Iiiiiiim taking a shower

I am reconnecting with my ancestral memories
my parents' parents' parents' parents rose up from the sea

And I am them and so my friend are you
So you should take a long hot shower too

Iiiiiiim taking a shower
Iiiiiiim taking a shower

Leave behind your fears, concerns, and clothes
You will come out smelling like a rose

It's true our brains are made mostly of water
so take a shower, you will be much smarter

Iiiiiiim taking a shower
Iiiiiiim taking a shower

In case you are wondering, yes - it is true
I'm completely naked as I sing this song to you

Come on, there is room in here for plenty
I can squeeze in probably up to twenty

Weeeeeere taking a shower
Weeeeeere taking a shower

While we are jammin
Swim like a salmon

Swim upstream to your aquatic nation
Join us in our agua celebration

Weeeeeere taking a shower
Weeeeeere taking a shower

Like this song? If so, please consider buying a copy. Then you can take it with you and play it anytime anywhere, plus you'll be helping to support my art (I really appreciate that - thanks!). It's on my two-volume set Everything and More, which you can find almost anywhere music downloads are sold, including the following sources: